it feels like the whole mess with destiel is like
Imagine you’re a kid and aaaaall week your parents have been hinting at a special trip
Nothing overt but little things, like when a commercial for Disneyland comes on they go ‘wow wouldn’t it be fun to go there?’ and ‘maybe we’ll go there someday!’ and you get super excited!
and you take a peek at their computer and it looks like they’re on the site for Disneyland! and was that a brochure for Disneyland on the kitchen counter? It had to have been!
You try asking outright and they never say ‘yes’ or ‘no’, they just smile vaguely and say ‘maybe, wait and see’
and then you’re fucking SURE of it when you get in the car with them
and then the car stops and the door opens and
LOL NOPE YOU’RE AT THE DENTIST
and they laugh at you for even thinking you were going to Disneyland
dumb kid, what would give you that idea?
#so accurate it hurts #the problem isn’t that d/c is not becoming canon#i never truly believed it would be canon anyway (although i did have doubts in early + mid season 8 - which is what they wanted i guess)#the problem is that this should have been made 200% clear to everyone AGES ago - like the hannibal & ouat crew did#queer ships aren’t like het ships; they need to be handled more delicately for obvious reasons - lack of queer rep being a big one#the other problem is that the people who matter (and by that i mean writers & showrunners - not guest directors etc)#still don’t have the decency - even now - to come out and say that it’s NOT happening#they’re all being coy and vague on purpose#on tuesday a WB exec who approves scripts & who clearly didn’t know about the ‘don’t spill the beans!’ rule#straight up said that d/c is not happening and never was - nothing about it was vague#and when people said they felt disrespected and lied to (lying by omission IS a thing) and would probably quit watching#the dude panicked and ~shockingly~ changed his tune and went all ‘well you never know - it could still happen!!’#and ugh to top it off tptb STILL have the audacity to act all coy and say ‘we’re only 3 eps in - wait and see - we can’t give spoilers!’#but here’s the thing: saying a queer ship is never happening =/= a spoiler (and lbr it’s NOT happening)#what they’re doing is giving people a shred of hope they know they’ll cling to#this whole thing is the perfect example of queerbaiting my friends#and they want to keep on baiting people until the very end#i’ve known for sure that they’re guilty of it since 8x17 (it sealed the deal for me) and now we actually have proof#THAT’s why a lot us are mad – it’s the complete lack of respect NOT the fact that d/c isn’t fucking canon#supernatural #wank for ts#i usually try to avoid posting too much wank but screw it i’m too annoyed rn#(bolding is mine btw)
things that totally 100% happened in s9 → 3/23
The year is 2068. Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
I couldn’t notdouble negative of anguish
Can we just talk about how great of an actor Jared Padalecki is though? Because that doesn’t even look *remotely* like Sam. That is 100% Ezekiel. All thats the same is the face. The movement, the expressions, and even the way he *blinks* doesn’t look like Sam at all. If you don’t think Jared is amazing there is something wrong with you.
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUPERNATURAL SCENES AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME