deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother


not-getting-paid-the-full-amount:

okay but Llamas With Hats 5 came out a few days ago and i don’t understand why nobody alerted me to this fact


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jeankirchstien:

THAT ACTUAL PHYSICAL ACHE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU LOVE A CHARACTER SO MUCH YOU SCREAM ABOUT THEM IN CAPSLOCK 800% OF THE TIME

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"Yes, I have an agenda - living.”


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damnhannibal:

futamono: a summary


orgyporgy:

Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.



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Favourite quotes by person: Neil deGrasse Tyson

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queenliu:

it’s funny how when ur hangin out with people who think ur straight and they suddenly say something really heteronormative to u and ur just like “lol, ye s. i the straight person. the straight person that is me. me. straight.”


starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.