The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.
EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
P R A I S E
H E L I X
Australia: even our geology does not fuck around.
Give us any old dead crap, we’ll make an opal out of it.
snaps from central: sent from jean havoc → all contacts
snaps from central: sent from maes hughes → roy mustang
snaps from central: sent from riza hawkeye → all contacts; sent from roy mustang → all contacts // sent from heymans breda → all contacts; sent from alex louis armstrong → all contacts
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
We all know that feeling, vending machine
Berezowski gifs incoming. Have this for now.
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
Jean-Ralphio Singing At People
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
#ugh and THIS ONE #actual height of demonstration of the radically powerful show glee could have been #AND THEY RUINED EVERY LAST BIT OF IT #because everything about this number is completely and utterly perfect #because it’s all of santana’s worst fears come to light #rumour has it: that they’ll all talk and she can’t control it and she can’t fight it and can’t hide #someone like you: that the one perfect thing in this world that she’s pinned all her hopes and dreams on will leave (her with nothing) #and before they go into all this #mercedes quite literally spends a solid three seconds breaking to make sure santana’s gonna be ok #and that she’s going to make it through this #because mercedes is the ACTUAL BEST OF ALL THE FRIENDS #this is a show glee could have been #this could have been the story instead of IKAG #THEY HAD IT RIGHT HERE #THEY HAD A STORY FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF (Q)W(OC) ABOUT THEIR OWN LIVES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM #and they made it about the straight white dude #it could have been the greatest storyline on television #and instead it was the worst trainwreck i’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing #FOREVER BITTER? #forever bitter
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