221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD


zultein:

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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(Source: svastianstan)


holmesbody:

thingsamylikes:

continuants:

steamchampion:

ircimages:

I’m a geology student in Australia. Interned this summer at an opal mine. They find theses opalized fossils there.

P R A I S E H E L I X

cc anniewerner

Australia: even our geology does not fuck around.Give us any old dead crap, we’ll make an opal out of it.

bob-genghis-khan

holmesbody:

thingsamylikes:

continuants:

steamchampion:

ircimages:

I’m a geology student in Australia. Interned this summer at an opal mine. They find theses opalized fossils there.

P R A I S E
H E L I X

cc anniewerner

Australia: even our geology does not fuck around.
Give us any old dead crap, we’ll make an opal out of it.

bob-genghis-khan


snaps from central: sent from jean havoc → all contacts


snaps from central: sent from maes hughes → roy mustang 


snaps from central: sent from riza hawkeye → all contacts; sent from roy mustang → all contacts // sent from heymans breda → all contacts; sent from alex louis armstrong → all contacts


sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.


willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine


fitgrills:

Berezowski gifs incoming. Have this for now.


coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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oh-flern:

Jean-Ralphio Singing At People


admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras)



(Source: lexhibitionist)


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